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| | Features | 100% CottonExceptional artwork on a tee shirtComfortable, and durableMachine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleachUse/Mexico
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| | Description | The Mountain is a manufacturer of high quality hand-dyed garments. They are 100% preshrunk cotton using inks that are environmentally friendly. Their printing process actually dyes the fabric fiber giving the shirts a soft feel unlike the heavy plastic shield created by most screen-printing companies. The Mountain is known for the colors staying bright and clear after being washed and washed. We consolidate purchases and place an order every Monday. We ship to you by Friday of the same week. Child and Adult Sizes Width: measure across the chest at bottom of sleeve. Length: measure from collar to hem on back of shirt. Size---------Width-----------Length Child S------13.3"------------17.2" Child M------15.2"-------------20" Child L-------16"-------------22.75" Child XL-----18.5"------------24.5" Small----------18"--------------26" Medium--------20"--------------28" Large---------22"-------------30.5" XLarge--------24"--------------32" 2XLarge------25.5"-------------33" 3XLarge-------27"--------------34"
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| | Product Details | | Package Length: | 15.0 inches | | Package Width: | 13.0 inches | | Package Height: | 2.0 inches | | Package Weight: | 2.0 pounds | | Average Customer Rating: | based on 30 reviews |
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| | Customer Reviews | Average Customer Review: ( 30 customer reviews )
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34 of 37 found the following review helpful:
Almost too powerful... Oct 30, 2009
By D. Bright Im gonna be blunt here. I bought this shirt for one purpose, and one purpose only: To pull massive amounts of ass.
While many opt for the xxL size, since I have a thinner build, I went with medium. The tight fitting sleeves highlight my veiny biceps and portruding deltoids. I fear that if I continue wearing this shirt, the muscles I grow will inevitably rip the very fabric which surges them.... not unlike how a tiger's claws rips the flesh of his foes, before he crushes their windpipe in his massive jaws.
When I walk into a room wearing this shirt, people notice immediately. I can see the women looking me up and down. I can tell, they see that sexual beast in me - that sexual threat. And they are drawn to it. They cannot help it.
Despite being sexually intimidated, many of them still nervously approach me and try to get my unwavering gaze to glance upon them. Sometimes I allow them the pleasure. And should they be worthy of my seed, I then give them a satisfaction even far greater than any mere pleasure.
I anticipate that within a year I will be moving across the seas to Bangladesh so I can be closer to my inner animal spirit. And also, so I can escape the massive amounts of impending child support payments that I am unable to afford, due to unleashing that sexual tiger spirit in me.
19 of 20 found the following review helpful:
Picture Doesn't Even Look Like a Wolf Apr 07, 2011
By Nora J. Pekarske This is the worst painting of a wolf I have ever seen. I mean, first of all wolves are pack animals and don't like to be alone, yet the author has thoughtlessly failed to draw a companion for the poor, lonely, deformed wolf. Unless that's the point. This wolf is so deformed he has been rejected by society like Erik from the Phantom of the Opera. Goddamned society. Additionally, the wolf is orange with black stripes and wolves are never orange with black stripes, and the snout is to broad to be a wolf, let alone any member of the canidae family. I am a fan of this artist's three wolf moon shirt and was in fact tricked into buying a marked-up shirt that only had two wolves on it after an encounter with a Nigerian scam artist that eHarmony set me up with but that is a story for another day. The point is that since creating the masterpiece that is three wolf moon, this artist has fallen into a self destructive downward spiral and is clearly going through a dark phase of drawing horribly, horribly deformed wolves. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Perhaps I shall go the way of Gwynplaine, the Man Who Laughed, and do both.
7 of 7 found the following review helpful:
Two words describe this tee Jan 18, 2011
By Beloved Leader Only two words in the english language are worthy enough to describe this shirt: POWER and GRACE. Although if I had to choose a third, I'd probably pick Mandarin.
6 of 6 found the following review helpful:
The best shirt I've ever owned Apr 07, 2010
By A. King This shirt is undescribably awesome. I bought it while in Iraq and wore it while home on leave and it was met with great success. Everyone loved it, I had lots of ladies coming up and using my shirt to start conversation. Not to mention all of the men were intimidated by the massive proud tiger. I'm not 100% sure but I believe this shirt was the reason my wife married me too. She claims to hate this shirt and yet she always bones me when I wear it. Needless to say I wear it quite frequently.
7 of 8 found the following review helpful:
tyger tyger, burning bright Nov 27, 2009
By Jonathan Walter
"Crystal Gavel Enthusiast"
So I was in Africa a few years ago (don't ask) and this tiger walks up. Now this is one sorry-looking tiger. Bones all poking through, skin hanging down like beaten canvas. The thing's lost a few teeth. He looks bad. He smells bad. I thought I knew about tigers. "Jesus," he says, sitting down under a tree. "Jesus." Silence for a while. The tiger begins to sniffle--he looks like he might cry. He turns away, as if to shield me from the sight. For, as we all know, the tiger is proud.
"I mean--" he says, choking back tears, "you spend all your life hunting, and for--and for what? For this? For THIS?" He grasps his wrinkled, almost paperlike skin in his paw, to better illustrate. "I just don't understand it. I don't. And every year the gazelles keep getting faster. They just get faster and faster and I get--and my cubs, they--they don't even come around anymore. Ran the hell off. And me, I get slower and slower." And he begins to weep, this mighty tiger. And that tiger weeps like no tiger before or since has wept. It's as if he's weeping for his entire beaten-down race. And then he stops, although occasional sobs still sneak through his words.
"Ah, hell," he says. "You just keep going. You just--" and a gazelle runs by, at such a speed that the tiger has no chance of catching up to it. The tiger says no more, and we both wait, looking at each other, as the sun collapses downward, on that quiet August day.
Please buy this shirt.
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