The Mountain Men's Bark At The Moon Short Sleeve Tee
The Mountain Men's Bark At The Moon Short Sleeve Tee
||$18.95 - $32.95|
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Exceptional artwork on a tee shirt
Comfortable, and durable
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach
The Mountain is the leader of apparel that has some wild and crazy animals prominently displayed on their shirts. After just one wash you will not know where the print ends and the shirt begins. The unique printing process actually pulls the dye color out of the shirt and leaves the ink color behind, essentially dyeing the cotton with the ink. The Mountain Classic T-shirt features an over-sized relaxed fit, with reinforced double-stitching on all seams. After dyeing they are washed and dried, so they arrive to you comfortable, pre-shrunk & ready to wear. This heavyweight 100% Cotton tee will last you years and years.
|Product Length:||4.0 inches|
|Product Width:||4.0 inches|
|Product Height:||1.0 inches|
|Package Length:||11.5 inches|
|Package Width:||9.0 inches|
|Package Height:||2.0 inches|
|Package Weight:||0.35 pounds|
|Average Customer Rating:|| based on 42 reviews|
|Average Customer Review: ( 42 customer reviews )
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243 of 277 found the following review helpful:
Do not combine with other wolves! Aug 29, 2009
By Jonathan C. Pike
Clearly this shirt follows in the mystical wake of the "3 wolf moon" shirt. So after buying that one and instantly growing 3 inches taller and gaining the ability to regrow limbs, I figured why not try another wolf shirt and see what happens? So I bought the "Bark at the Moon" tee, cut the front design out, and stapled it to the back of my 3 wolf moon shirt, because, you know, wolves on both sides are fricken sweet.
Big mistake. The wolves must've been from rival packs, because they battled each other to the death, using my torso as a battleground. Not only did I suffer serious scarring, but upon the battle's conclusion I was ultimately left with one crippled wolf and 2 moons. Which just makes a stupid shirt. Personally I'd recommend against this shirt, but if you must buy it, definitely don't combine with other wolf products.
108 of 121 found the following review helpful:
Heaven Sent Jul 31, 2009
By Terry J. Ford
It is almost blasphemic to use mortal words to describe this garment. A product that carries within it the power of not one, but three times the wolf intensity. I purchased this shirt (legally must be called so, although it more closely resembles armor) after months of debating how to survive taking tank rounds to the chest. Once equipped with this modern day chain-mail, I slammed a Rockstar and was well on my way to becoming more creature than man. I bolted out the door leaving a trail of fire and wolf fibers behind me as I was ready to take on any challenge the world through my way.
Cars and builings disentegrated when the shirt waved in the wind as I ran by, winds that even Tom Schilling could not predict. That is when I met my destruction. I approached a trailer park where a small lad about 7 years young stood with a shirt portraying 4 wolves. HOW COULD THIS BE??? I Remember yelling... HOW????? No punch or kick was needed to defeat me. I had been out-wolved. I returned to my nest to regather myself and await in teh darkness for a 5 wolf shirt that will bring about the end of man.
Til then.. $17 dollars of magnificance. Use at own risk.
42 of 48 found the following review helpful:
Lacking in bad-assery Jan 26, 2010
By G. Hunt
I purchased this shirt to capture the energy and ferocity of the three wolves depicted, until I realized two of them were sitting down- hell, one appears to be almost asleep!
Thus being, my shirt was completely surprised by its rival three wolf moon shirt, whose wolves were alert and ready for action, and it was destroyed in the ensuing battle.
I recommend adding more wolves to future shirts.
16 of 19 found the following review helpful:
Anecdotal Advice May 10, 2010
By Mike Woolard
Upon arrival of the wolf shirt I made all the necessary arrangements to ensure my wolf pack would feel right at home. In preparation I laid out freshly cut lamb and a bowl of spring water because Wolves are mammals and they require hydration and nutrients just like we do and after there long travels I'm sure they would be parched. However, before releasing the wolf garment from the confines of its package I recommend washing your hands. Any foreign scent could send the pack into a frenzy and would defeat the entire purpose of owning this shirt if it ends up eating you. Also, make sure your room is dimly lit as not to startle them when you open the parcel. One final note, it's very important to avoid eye contact as this is a sign of aggression. Instead keep your head down and step back slowly.
If you still stand unmolested after the wolves have finished there meal then they have accepted you into the pack. Feel free to mount this fine artisan shirt crafted by the trappers at "the mountain." However, word of caution when going out in public; these wolves have not been accustomed to interacting with other humans. In fact, you might be standing around all sweet like and expect random high fives and gropings but step back your going to fast. These wolves are wild animals and are not as docile and submissive as there domesticated brethren. Take things slow, if you want to look sweet play it safe. Examples: Your in the club and you want to tear it up. First, stand in the corner out of the way to allow the pack to feel out the environment. Once the pack is in a calm and submissive state then you can cut loose on full display. Second scenario: Your at the library or a quiet indoor environment. Cover the pack up with a magazine or book and allow them to smell the patrons. This will limit scenarios resulting in strangers being mauled to death by sending incorrect signals through direct eye contact.
Bottom line, prepare the pack by transitioning into new environments slowly. When in doubt...just walk away or if given the opportunity strut away. Both are acceptable means of exiting a sticky situation. Remember, great awesomeness comes great responsibility, use it wisely and we can all be winners or fail to follow my advice and pay the price...your call.
13 of 15 found the following review helpful:
Patches Sep 01, 2009
I am a pround new owner of the mountain mens bark at the moon tee-shirt. When I got the package I couldn't wait to open it and feel it's magical powers. So I put my best outfit together which consisted of the three wolf tee, my full elastic jeans(they even have elastic around the ankles; isn't that cool!!!!!!!!!), and my penny loafers with a 1972 polished penny tightly secured to the top of each shoe.
After I finished getting dressed I felt a grumble in my belly. I hopped in my Ford Festiva and in a jiffy I was at the local wal-mart. I then proceeded to the frozen food freezers and began my hunt for those tasty chicken pot pies. I then proceeded to the cash register where I waited in line. As I stood there I caught the cashier looking at me with the midnight bed eyes. It must have been the power of the t-shirt.
As I headed back to my car I turned the corner and a woman missing most of her teeth approached me and asked if I had any meth. I looked at her and said "you take ten steps back before the three wolves use their powers on you". I finally made it home safely and enjoyed those scrumdidlyumptous chicken pot pies.
PROS: Women flock to the you
CONS: Meth addicts flock to you
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